& shoooot me a question

go 'head & post

The name's Cheri. Soccer, books, and ice cream. 17. 'Murica.

andrewlx:

turbotwintastic:

your move, Nickelodeon. 

SHAAAAADDEEE

(Source: deborahsfrench, via rockytabish)

11 hours ago
252,913 notes

unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  

(via hate)

14 hours ago
107,527 notes

cartel:

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

16 hours ago
211,541 notes

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via frazile)

1 day ago
249,082 notes

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

image

YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via zarrycrewneck)

1 day ago
986,291 notes
police officer:you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me:whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer:haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
1 day ago
74,744 notes
zickzoelke:

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

Idol.

zickzoelke:

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

Idol.

(via teenagethoughtss)

2 days ago
443,109 notes

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

image

(via thegypsypacifist)

12 hours ago
169,969 notes

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: solarcomplexities, via carry-on-my-w4yward-assbutt)

13 hours ago
396,833 notes

wheelcher2:

what’s that band with the 5 white men??

(Source: reverseracist, via ihopeitworksout)

15 hours ago
134,437 notes

Friend: why don’t you go out more?

vizuallyill:

Me: too many black people getting killed accidentally on purpose.
image

(via zarrycrewneck)

1 day ago
26,418 notes

lepreas:

once a slayer, always a slayer

(Source: s-gellar, via unempire)

1 day ago
168,068 notes

At the grocery store

Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.
1 day ago
319,121 notes

clacl:

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

(Source: sadfrogs, via summerwillend)

1 day ago
127,889 notes